Poor Bacon. He’s so behind on the semester at college that it’s taking him literally forever to finish chronicling his road trip. Plus, well, typing with no hands when you’re kind of greasy and floppy can get difficult.
ANYWAY– Bacon was absolutely over the moon to meet a couple of my friends from high school and have the opportunity to go out with them and my sister. I will admit… Bacon partied quite hard that night.
Bacon went all out. But he couldn’t see what the big deal about Four Loko was since they took out the caffeine. He probably drank it a little too quickly, though. Bacon decided he much preferred a good wheat beer over this sweet wine coolerish concoction he was drinking. He tried to convince Phobic Bacon to join him in his night out, but Phobic Bacon started quivering all over, screamed I’m Bacon!!! and went to hide in the closet. Oh well.
So Bacon went out with just humans. And he had a blast. He told Charlotte his greasiness would help make her hair shiny and so she shared a drink with him.
He tried desperately to connect to my sister… but alas, she told Bacon he smelled funny and she was embarrassed to be seen with a talking piece of meat. Bacon was crushed. He now realized why Phobic Bacon had so many deepseated issues and wouldn’t leave the house.
It’s tough to be told you smell funny. Especially if you’re as yummy smelling as BACON. So Bacon drank away his sorrows with Brett.
Bacon went a little overboard. And the night started to get a little blurry. He doesn’t remember much of what happened the rest of the night.
Oh… BACON! You are marinating yourself!
Oblivious to everything.. Bacon hit the floor and started BREAKDANCING! Go you freaky meat!
Being, well, Bacon, his stamina isn’t all that great. After all, Bacon isn’t known for having strong cardiovascular health. Needless to say, panting profusely, Bacon took a break. He felt small amidst all those legs… then he started feeling a little queasy… Next thing he knew…..
Oh NO!!! Bacon awoke to find my sister and her friend, Mia, trying to DEVOUR HIM! Bacon’s deepest darkest fears were being realized.
Luckily, a posse of good guys seems to follow Bacon where ever he goes. But once again, my camera was too slow to catch the action. Snuffelupagus and Cookie Monster viciously head butted Kristen and Mia, sending them sprawling helplessly as grumpy tomato and pac man wrenched Bacon from their grasp and ran off with him. You’re a mean one, Mr. Grinch. He didn’t do anything to help.
The posse of good guys gave Bacon this clever disguise. With it, Bacon was able to party on with the famished people being none the wiser. Bacon? There’s no Bacon in this picture. It’s only a peppermint stick that’s been in someone’s pocket and has picked up pink fuzz.
Bacon had a superfantastical road trip and is really looking forward to going back to FL to visit! He needs to buckle down and get back to his studying first, though.
It does not suprise me that Tomato’s posse saved the day.. Bacon and Tomato go way back… used to run with Lettuce too..
Yes. But remember that big falling out he had with Mayo? Mayo was a slippery character and backstabbed BLT. Lettuce wilted after the whole situation went down and Tomato became acidic and seedy. Let’s not even go into bread! oh wow. That’s a story for another day! Bacon was the only one who seemed to have a smidgen of resilience. He got over it and moved on with life.
Bacon, you are one wild and crazy meat! I’ll bet your grease would make my furs much more manageable.
Bacon loves the kittehs! He would love to snuggle with Daisy and help make her furs more manageable.