Bacon was so excited! He was road tripping with everyone! He immediately got to work:
It’s tough to decide what to pack for Jacksonville FL when it’s January. Part of him thought shorts and tanks, the other part of him thought long sleeves and jeans. It’s kind of chilly in FL in January.
Bacon thinks he’ll go out as Lowly Worm from Richard Scarry next Halloween. He just needs a hat!
Not able to decide which boot to bring, Bacon carefully packed both. He figured he’d ask the opinion of his cousin/long lost brother, who has more fashion sense.
Ready to head out! Packing for 5, even when you’ll only be gone 4 days, means a lot of stuff.
Bacon was ok for the first little while. He played DS, searched for letters in street signs, found all 50 states in license plate form. But then he got really hyper. He bounced all over the car screeching “I’m Bacon!” over and over. I think it was all the coffee he drank. Finally we let him drive for a little while. It was the only way we could get him to sit still already.
Then we made it to our destination! OK. Not our actual destination, but where Bacon (and I) were so thrilled to actually stop at! You never sausage a place! SOUTH OF THE BORDER!!!!!!
Bacon was so excited to be there. He kept bouncing everywhere. I lost him for a moment and found him in the clutches of a giant tacky plaster aligator.
I saved him but he quickly leapt into more danger! Giant tacky hippo!
When Bacon wasn’t practically being devoured by weird creatures… he was being made to feel inadequate.
Not to be deterred… Bacon decided to eat at South of the Border.
Bacon decided to enjoy this authentic Mexican meal. The slightly congealed, cold rice was, um tasty.
Bacon wanted me to buy him a purse so he could be a “purse Bacon”.
Bacon had a nice little siesta with this kid.
This girl was very friendly and thought Bacon was odd, but cute.
Bacon was thrilled to be able to have a tray and watch TV. The hotel was very comfy.
Then Bacon had a couple beers and threw a chair in the pool! Bad Bacon!
Coffee and a crapper! Bacon never knew you could have your poo… and make coffee at the same time!





Wow, this has been a heck of a trip so far…can’t wait to see what happens next!
Bacon had a crazy night last night AND has reconnected with a long lost family member. Lots of photos to share and update soon!
Bacon, you look good in that sombrero. Maybe because you are sort of shaped like a serape.
Bacon loved the sombrero. He liked the serapes, too. He kind of wishes he had bought one now.
Bacon, I love how happy you look all the time. Even while you’re doing the hard task of packing for a trip. I especially like how happy you look while seated in front of food. You and me, we’re the same.
Hope you’re having a safe trip home! I’m keeping up with you on Facebook!
Bacon has a perpetually happy expression. Even when barfing up eggs… or being manhandled in a nightclub, Bacon deals with it with his classic vacant smile. We could all learn a lesson from Bacon. heehee..
Bacon is having a decent trip home. Lots of drizzle. He’s hoping to update tomorrow afternoon with his superfun vacation photos.
Funny thing he even looks happy when large balls are hanging over top of him. I would have been scared to get hit in the head.
Maybe Bacon has a fetish. LOL!
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